Marriage is a serious life commitment with plenty of ups and downs. But it also has a lighter side. Here are some funny husband and wife quotes to celebrate their union.

Quotes About Husband and Wife

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Pyscho vs Logical...

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One works while the other shops...

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One of the most hilarious husband and wife quotes.

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She'll sell my guns for a pittance.

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The joke is on you.

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Lazy bum...

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Oh what a "privilege".

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The wife is always right.

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Wifely duties...

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The only time they should raise their voices.

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Shut up when you're right.

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Suffering their sarcasm for life...

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The husband is always wrong.

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Sleeping with the enemy...

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Through thick and thin...

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Something must be new.

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Are you sure you meant to say that?

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Plan your exit...

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Finally found happiness.

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You have to lose to gain.

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Too late to turn back.

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They'll take it all...

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Funny husband and wife quotes about equality in marriage.

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How does she do this?

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Who's crazy now?

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Follow the instructions...

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I love you despite...

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Here's my little secret...

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